As she was walking through the street, a guy passed by and touched her (fill in the blank depending on how bad you want it to sound). She retorted back screaming,"How dare you touch me?????". And just as she was about to start the tumhare-ghar-mein-maa-behen-nahin-hain-kya thing, he stopped her in her tracks.
"I would pause you right there dear lady. Before you go on to ask me about the female members of my family, let me tell you one thing. I did NOT touch you. All I did was to bring the tip of my hand sufficiently close to your ( ). After that what happened was that the mutual interaction between the two skin surfaces increased to such a level,owing to that small a distance, that it triggered a neurotic response in your brain, and the way your conscience has been modeled, you perceived it to be a bad thing. So, if this is anyone's fault, it should be the nature and the way it works. I don't think reducing the distance between two skin surfaces is any sort of harassment. So, I reiterate that I did NOT 'touch' you, because if I had, there would have been a nuclear fusion releasing such an amount of energy that you and I would not be standing here having this discussion."
I say that if the guy asks the girl out, she definitely should 'coz
1. With this level of scientific knowledge, he will surely make a more than decent living.
2. Actually coming up with this when he was about to be 'sandal'ed proves that he has a terrific sense of humor.
P.S.--- What the guy said is absolutely correct scientifically.
P.P.S-- This is NOT a real incident.
jai ho.
"I would pause you right there dear lady. Before you go on to ask me about the female members of my family, let me tell you one thing. I did NOT touch you. All I did was to bring the tip of my hand sufficiently close to your ( ). After that what happened was that the mutual interaction between the two skin surfaces increased to such a level,owing to that small a distance, that it triggered a neurotic response in your brain, and the way your conscience has been modeled, you perceived it to be a bad thing. So, if this is anyone's fault, it should be the nature and the way it works. I don't think reducing the distance between two skin surfaces is any sort of harassment. So, I reiterate that I did NOT 'touch' you, because if I had, there would have been a nuclear fusion releasing such an amount of energy that you and I would not be standing here having this discussion."
I say that if the guy asks the girl out, she definitely should 'coz
1. With this level of scientific knowledge, he will surely make a more than decent living.
2. Actually coming up with this when he was about to be 'sandal'ed proves that he has a terrific sense of humor.
P.S.--- What the guy said is absolutely correct scientifically.
P.P.S-- This is NOT a real incident.
jai ho.
