शेर-ज्ञान # 3

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The new and improved F-words

After a long time, there is a hindi film which is 100 % pure cinema. Those who have seen it will instantly know that I am talking about 'Kaminey'. Rest should watch it as soon as possible, before getting saturated by the 'Kamney fever' which is already spreading like wildfire.
To start with, and stating the very obvious : Vishal Bhardwaaj is a genius. An extremely brilliant filmmaker. Makdi, Maqbool, Omkara, The Blue Umbrella and now Kaminey, he has an extremely impressive resume. And the thing I love most about him is that he makes a film for the love of cinema. He doesn't get distracted by the bollywood formulae. He doesn't think about what will work, what not. He doesn't estimate the kind of money his film will make. He makes a film because he wants to tell a story, his way. I very firmly believe that honest work never goes unrewarded. Imtiaz Ali was honest till Love Aaj Kal happened. I hope Vishal Bhardwaaj remains honest all throughout.
Coming to 'Kaminey'. I am not going into a detailed review of the film because there are already very good reviews of the film all around. I would talk just a little about how I feel about it. As I mentioned in the beginning, 'Kaminey' is 100 % cinema. It is an extremely fast-paced story, set in the crime world. 99 % of the characters are evil, and yet very likeable. It is very difficult to single out anyone so I won't. So strong and absorbing were the characters that when one my friends praised the background score of the film, I couldn't recall a single tune apart from "Dhan te naa" which, by now, is on its way to become the new college anthem. All the characters are very well written and performed brilliantly by the actors, most of them with more than 10 years of theater experience. I didn't know about any of them, apart from Shahid Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra and Amol Gupte (the man behind Taare Zameen Par). And from now, I'll know them by the characters they played.
Another high point of the film are the dialogues, written by Bhardwaaj himself. So witty are the dialogues that they make you laugh in the most serious of situations. Dark humour at its best.
And to round it off, Shahid Kapoor has made lisping cool !! 'Kaminey' deserves to be a cult film and I won't be surprised if 50 years from now, somewhere in a village, a conversation goes like this :

Teacher : Paife kamaane ke kitne tareeke hote hain?
Student : Fir, 2. ek fortcut, doofra chhota fortcut.
Teacher : How fweet.

jai ho.