Accently challenged !!!

US is a multi-ethnic country, and my university totally seconds this fact. One can find students from all over the world, of course some forming the majority and the rest minority.
As the class began today, the Teaching Assistant said, " While studying Quantum Mechanics, most students sink..."

O Dear GOD ... where did you send me !!! Why on this earth did I take this course?? Help me.... please give me enough strength so that I don't sink !!!

GOD responded pretty early, some 3 seconds later.
The TA had actually said, "............ most students think.... "
This was the severest accentation of a word that I could comprehend till now.
More 'words' followed...

• Unnergy [Energy]
• Sun [Some]
• Planket [Bracket] ( though I am not sure about this one as she might have said Planck's constant really really fast.)
• Puthential [Potential]

The TA is not an American, by the way. One student asked the question, "Was zero there?"
Nothing wrong with the question except that the question actually asked was, " Why is zero there?"
All this after the now regular

• Khalkhiulate [calculate]
• khool [cool]
• thoo [two]
• zerow [zero]
• fo [four]
• etc.
  

Everytime I have to tell my phone no. , I try to accentise it the American way to help them comprehend it faster and since my no. contains 22, I have to say it like " .... thoo thoo ...." , which, in India, would directly infer that I hate my no.

And then comes my name. The following are some of the ways I am called here:

• A ... what ? [answer] ...O .... ok.... A... Adaaaaaarsh [close but fine]
• Shikhaaaaaaaar [not your fault buddy]
• A.. ok I'll spell out the first name ... A...d...a....r....s...h [ya... tht's me :)]

I am on my way to become Adaaaaaaarsh Shikhaaaaaar.
The study train is gaining speed. I hope I match up to it.

c ya